Brains!

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Zombies are always depicted as mindless, consumers who will eat anyone who gets in their way. They live for eating brains. See a head, eat the brains. A simple, straightforward and yet horrifying existence. Are we not like them in our own, unique ways? Always on the look out for more brains, but never happy when brains are freely offered to us.

This card is about how funny it would be if zombies were just as picky and unsatisfied with their goals as ordinary people can be. It's about the horrors of capitalism. It's about how ridiculously over priced food is at amusement parks and county fairs. It's about how sometimes when we're handed the exact thing we want we'll say to ourselves, "well now i don't want it."

And yet who's to say this zombie doesn't have the right approach to this brains vendor? Perhaps brains ARE more delicious when they're scooped out fresh from a human's skull. Keep that adventurous spirit my friends, keep that curiosity. Just don't forget to enjoy the brains you're eating once and a while.


-4.25” x 5.5” card & pink envelope
-Printed on 100lb Cardstock
-Made in USA

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Zombies are always depicted as mindless, consumers who will eat anyone who gets in their way. They live for eating brains. See a head, eat the brains. A simple, straightforward and yet horrifying existence. Are we not like them in our own, unique ways? Always on the look out for more brains, but never happy when brains are freely offered to us.

This card is about how funny it would be if zombies were just as picky and unsatisfied with their goals as ordinary people can be. It's about the horrors of capitalism. It's about how ridiculously over priced food is at amusement parks and county fairs. It's about how sometimes when we're handed the exact thing we want we'll say to ourselves, "well now i don't want it."

And yet who's to say this zombie doesn't have the right approach to this brains vendor? Perhaps brains ARE more delicious when they're scooped out fresh from a human's skull. Keep that adventurous spirit my friends, keep that curiosity. Just don't forget to enjoy the brains you're eating once and a while.


-4.25” x 5.5” card & pink envelope
-Printed on 100lb Cardstock
-Made in USA

Zombies are always depicted as mindless, consumers who will eat anyone who gets in their way. They live for eating brains. See a head, eat the brains. A simple, straightforward and yet horrifying existence. Are we not like them in our own, unique ways? Always on the look out for more brains, but never happy when brains are freely offered to us.

This card is about how funny it would be if zombies were just as picky and unsatisfied with their goals as ordinary people can be. It's about the horrors of capitalism. It's about how ridiculously over priced food is at amusement parks and county fairs. It's about how sometimes when we're handed the exact thing we want we'll say to ourselves, "well now i don't want it."

And yet who's to say this zombie doesn't have the right approach to this brains vendor? Perhaps brains ARE more delicious when they're scooped out fresh from a human's skull. Keep that adventurous spirit my friends, keep that curiosity. Just don't forget to enjoy the brains you're eating once and a while.


-4.25” x 5.5” card & pink envelope
-Printed on 100lb Cardstock
-Made in USA

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