Genny
Genny, a coonhound of means, has recently found out her on-again off-again boyfriend, Bort, has hired a hit out on her. As a jet-setter, this bitch is no stranger to getting out of town fast. Despite the circumstances, this recent development doesn't even register in her top ten list of bad ex's. It's been a long time coming, and Genny is finally ready to do a little growing up and put her capricious ways to rest. She's booked a one way ticket to Venus where her old college roommate, Horse (a horse), lives. This is the perfect place for her to reinvent herself. This is Genny's time, the only place left to go is up!
Have you recently reinvented yourself? Tell someone all about it in this blank greeting card.
About the Artist
Kelly Chilton is a graphic designer and illustrator based in Washington, DC. With an eclectic portfolio, subject matter is wide and far reaching with a few favorite standbys like the joys of hiking, taking a dip in a lake, and partying until you're dead. Life's too short to be pinned down to one style! Find his work on Instagram at @kchillsure.
-4.25” x 5.5” card & peach envelope
-Blank inside
-Printed on 100lb Cardstock
-Made in USA
Genny, a coonhound of means, has recently found out her on-again off-again boyfriend, Bort, has hired a hit out on her. As a jet-setter, this bitch is no stranger to getting out of town fast. Despite the circumstances, this recent development doesn't even register in her top ten list of bad ex's. It's been a long time coming, and Genny is finally ready to do a little growing up and put her capricious ways to rest. She's booked a one way ticket to Venus where her old college roommate, Horse (a horse), lives. This is the perfect place for her to reinvent herself. This is Genny's time, the only place left to go is up!
Have you recently reinvented yourself? Tell someone all about it in this blank greeting card.
About the Artist
Kelly Chilton is a graphic designer and illustrator based in Washington, DC. With an eclectic portfolio, subject matter is wide and far reaching with a few favorite standbys like the joys of hiking, taking a dip in a lake, and partying until you're dead. Life's too short to be pinned down to one style! Find his work on Instagram at @kchillsure.
-4.25” x 5.5” card & peach envelope
-Blank inside
-Printed on 100lb Cardstock
-Made in USA
Genny, a coonhound of means, has recently found out her on-again off-again boyfriend, Bort, has hired a hit out on her. As a jet-setter, this bitch is no stranger to getting out of town fast. Despite the circumstances, this recent development doesn't even register in her top ten list of bad ex's. It's been a long time coming, and Genny is finally ready to do a little growing up and put her capricious ways to rest. She's booked a one way ticket to Venus where her old college roommate, Horse (a horse), lives. This is the perfect place for her to reinvent herself. This is Genny's time, the only place left to go is up!
Have you recently reinvented yourself? Tell someone all about it in this blank greeting card.
About the Artist
Kelly Chilton is a graphic designer and illustrator based in Washington, DC. With an eclectic portfolio, subject matter is wide and far reaching with a few favorite standbys like the joys of hiking, taking a dip in a lake, and partying until you're dead. Life's too short to be pinned down to one style! Find his work on Instagram at @kchillsure.
-4.25” x 5.5” card & peach envelope
-Blank inside
-Printed on 100lb Cardstock
-Made in USA