Get Well
For your idiot friend. Maybe they saw the milk crate challenge and figured they could do what no one else could. Or tried skateboarding for the first time in their 30s. Friends who take L’s frequently. We’ve all got a few. THEY DID IT TO THEMSELVES! They didn’t need to wrestle that alligator. Why would they bike downhill without brakes? IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE! This card is to tell your friend you’re glad they’re OK and totally unsurprised it happened to them. OF COURSE YOU TRIED GHOST PEPPER HOT SAUCE YOU FOOL 🔥🌶!!!
-4.25” x 5.5” card & purple envelope
-Blank inside
-Printed on 100lb Cardstock
-Made in USA
About the Artist
Mike O. is an illustrator living and working in Washington, DC. His Trash Creatures are city critters who love garbage. You can see other Trash Creatures at www.redtablepress.com or Instagram @redtablepress.
For your idiot friend. Maybe they saw the milk crate challenge and figured they could do what no one else could. Or tried skateboarding for the first time in their 30s. Friends who take L’s frequently. We’ve all got a few. THEY DID IT TO THEMSELVES! They didn’t need to wrestle that alligator. Why would they bike downhill without brakes? IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE! This card is to tell your friend you’re glad they’re OK and totally unsurprised it happened to them. OF COURSE YOU TRIED GHOST PEPPER HOT SAUCE YOU FOOL 🔥🌶!!!
-4.25” x 5.5” card & purple envelope
-Blank inside
-Printed on 100lb Cardstock
-Made in USA
About the Artist
Mike O. is an illustrator living and working in Washington, DC. His Trash Creatures are city critters who love garbage. You can see other Trash Creatures at www.redtablepress.com or Instagram @redtablepress.
For your idiot friend. Maybe they saw the milk crate challenge and figured they could do what no one else could. Or tried skateboarding for the first time in their 30s. Friends who take L’s frequently. We’ve all got a few. THEY DID IT TO THEMSELVES! They didn’t need to wrestle that alligator. Why would they bike downhill without brakes? IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE! This card is to tell your friend you’re glad they’re OK and totally unsurprised it happened to them. OF COURSE YOU TRIED GHOST PEPPER HOT SAUCE YOU FOOL 🔥🌶!!!
-4.25” x 5.5” card & purple envelope
-Blank inside
-Printed on 100lb Cardstock
-Made in USA
About the Artist
Mike O. is an illustrator living and working in Washington, DC. His Trash Creatures are city critters who love garbage. You can see other Trash Creatures at www.redtablepress.com or Instagram @redtablepress.
