Mittens

$6.00

Her salad days long behind her, Mittens the miniature pinscher has been in a rut. A dead end job at the local Poop & Pee where she shovels shit for hours, a general lack of focus caused by years of poop fumes, and a self-diagnosed made up disease used frequently as an excuse to not go out, Mittens is ready for a change. With nothing of note tying her to this place, except maybe her many friends, her long time lover Mr. Buckets, and her supportive family, Mittens has decided it's time for a new start! Look out world, here comes Mittens!

Buy this card (in support of Mittens) and send it to a friend (in support of your friend).

About the Artist
Kelly Chilton is a graphic designer and illustrator based in Washington, DC. With an eclectic portfolio, subject matter is wide and far reaching with a few favorite standbys like the joys of hiking, taking a dip in a lake, and partying until you're dead. Life's too short to be pinned down to one style! Find his work on Instagram at @kchillsure.. 

-4.25” x 5.5” card & peach envelope
-Blank inside
-Printed on 100lb Cardstock
-Made in USA

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Her salad days long behind her, Mittens the miniature pinscher has been in a rut. A dead end job at the local Poop & Pee where she shovels shit for hours, a general lack of focus caused by years of poop fumes, and a self-diagnosed made up disease used frequently as an excuse to not go out, Mittens is ready for a change. With nothing of note tying her to this place, except maybe her many friends, her long time lover Mr. Buckets, and her supportive family, Mittens has decided it's time for a new start! Look out world, here comes Mittens!

Buy this card (in support of Mittens) and send it to a friend (in support of your friend).

About the Artist
Kelly Chilton is a graphic designer and illustrator based in Washington, DC. With an eclectic portfolio, subject matter is wide and far reaching with a few favorite standbys like the joys of hiking, taking a dip in a lake, and partying until you're dead. Life's too short to be pinned down to one style! Find his work on Instagram at @kchillsure.. 

-4.25” x 5.5” card & peach envelope
-Blank inside
-Printed on 100lb Cardstock
-Made in USA

Her salad days long behind her, Mittens the miniature pinscher has been in a rut. A dead end job at the local Poop & Pee where she shovels shit for hours, a general lack of focus caused by years of poop fumes, and a self-diagnosed made up disease used frequently as an excuse to not go out, Mittens is ready for a change. With nothing of note tying her to this place, except maybe her many friends, her long time lover Mr. Buckets, and her supportive family, Mittens has decided it's time for a new start! Look out world, here comes Mittens!

Buy this card (in support of Mittens) and send it to a friend (in support of your friend).

About the Artist
Kelly Chilton is a graphic designer and illustrator based in Washington, DC. With an eclectic portfolio, subject matter is wide and far reaching with a few favorite standbys like the joys of hiking, taking a dip in a lake, and partying until you're dead. Life's too short to be pinned down to one style! Find his work on Instagram at @kchillsure.. 

-4.25” x 5.5” card & peach envelope
-Blank inside
-Printed on 100lb Cardstock
-Made in USA

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