Hearts

$6.00

These are the conversation hearts you're looking for. Infused with immediate emotion, speed, and purpose. Sometimes the person you have to learn to love the most is yourself. Maybe you need to do some deep work, have a smoke, and really meditate on why you deserve everything that you want. And that you can love yourself enough to give something to others? Or you just need to get out of your rut.


Sometimes, you DO want to hear from that guy you're dating that he fantasizes about a tryst with you in his office. Consensually, of course.

And hey, no kink shaming! You're into toes? We love that for you. A boob person? Great. Got a fart fetish? Ok! Make silly noises when you're attracted to someone? Not for us but someone out there wants it. Into someone subscribed to AARP? Golly! And a conSENSUAL butt grab from your person feels so so right sometimes.

On the flip side, do you need to tell someone about boundaries, or just get them out of your life completely? We got you.


These are the conversation hearts you need, deserve, and desire. Buy this Valentine’s Day card and send it to the right person.

-4.25” x 5.5” card & pink envelope
-Blank inside
-Printed on 100lb Cardstock
-Made in USA

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These are the conversation hearts you're looking for. Infused with immediate emotion, speed, and purpose. Sometimes the person you have to learn to love the most is yourself. Maybe you need to do some deep work, have a smoke, and really meditate on why you deserve everything that you want. And that you can love yourself enough to give something to others? Or you just need to get out of your rut.


Sometimes, you DO want to hear from that guy you're dating that he fantasizes about a tryst with you in his office. Consensually, of course.

And hey, no kink shaming! You're into toes? We love that for you. A boob person? Great. Got a fart fetish? Ok! Make silly noises when you're attracted to someone? Not for us but someone out there wants it. Into someone subscribed to AARP? Golly! And a conSENSUAL butt grab from your person feels so so right sometimes.

On the flip side, do you need to tell someone about boundaries, or just get them out of your life completely? We got you.


These are the conversation hearts you need, deserve, and desire. Buy this Valentine’s Day card and send it to the right person.

-4.25” x 5.5” card & pink envelope
-Blank inside
-Printed on 100lb Cardstock
-Made in USA

These are the conversation hearts you're looking for. Infused with immediate emotion, speed, and purpose. Sometimes the person you have to learn to love the most is yourself. Maybe you need to do some deep work, have a smoke, and really meditate on why you deserve everything that you want. And that you can love yourself enough to give something to others? Or you just need to get out of your rut.


Sometimes, you DO want to hear from that guy you're dating that he fantasizes about a tryst with you in his office. Consensually, of course.

And hey, no kink shaming! You're into toes? We love that for you. A boob person? Great. Got a fart fetish? Ok! Make silly noises when you're attracted to someone? Not for us but someone out there wants it. Into someone subscribed to AARP? Golly! And a conSENSUAL butt grab from your person feels so so right sometimes.

On the flip side, do you need to tell someone about boundaries, or just get them out of your life completely? We got you.


These are the conversation hearts you need, deserve, and desire. Buy this Valentine’s Day card and send it to the right person.

-4.25” x 5.5” card & pink envelope
-Blank inside
-Printed on 100lb Cardstock
-Made in USA

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