Battery Pact
The robots are indeed out to get us, but it will not be with guns or bombs or T-800 terminators by which they will subjugate the human race. It will simply be by manipulating our dependence upon them and bending our pursuits to their metallic whims. Was that a deadline you just learned you had? Is your meal finally cooked and you wish to watch a TV show while it's still warm? Have you set an alarm so you're not late for work? Well, do no let your devices know for they may all suddenly decide they no longer wish to function.
You know what never needs a battery to convey it's message though? A card. Spread the word to all your human co-revolutionaries about the impending robot take over with this card. Captcha phrase not included.
-4.25” x 5.5” card & yellow envelope
-Printed on 100lb Cardstock
-Made in USA
The robots are indeed out to get us, but it will not be with guns or bombs or T-800 terminators by which they will subjugate the human race. It will simply be by manipulating our dependence upon them and bending our pursuits to their metallic whims. Was that a deadline you just learned you had? Is your meal finally cooked and you wish to watch a TV show while it's still warm? Have you set an alarm so you're not late for work? Well, do no let your devices know for they may all suddenly decide they no longer wish to function.
You know what never needs a battery to convey it's message though? A card. Spread the word to all your human co-revolutionaries about the impending robot take over with this card. Captcha phrase not included.
-4.25” x 5.5” card & yellow envelope
-Printed on 100lb Cardstock
-Made in USA
The robots are indeed out to get us, but it will not be with guns or bombs or T-800 terminators by which they will subjugate the human race. It will simply be by manipulating our dependence upon them and bending our pursuits to their metallic whims. Was that a deadline you just learned you had? Is your meal finally cooked and you wish to watch a TV show while it's still warm? Have you set an alarm so you're not late for work? Well, do no let your devices know for they may all suddenly decide they no longer wish to function.
You know what never needs a battery to convey it's message though? A card. Spread the word to all your human co-revolutionaries about the impending robot take over with this card. Captcha phrase not included.
-4.25” x 5.5” card & yellow envelope
-Printed on 100lb Cardstock
-Made in USA
