KTM
…Or: DIRT LEG
Calorie intake is not something I see covered in motorcycle literature, but it's deeply important. On the way to Porto, I was rapidly losing focus and had to stop. I pulled into a Repsol, and almost dumped the bike while trying to put it on the center stand. I watched a YouTube video later and realized the error; you're not trying to deadlift a 500 lb bike, you're trying to pull it backwards. Also, having cargo on the back makes it hard, so by the end of the trip I disconnected the rear case and took my bag off. After that, it was easy. The Repsol fill screen was completely different from Shell, and I ended up under-fueling the bike. Whatever! I pulled around to the cafe side and had a ham and cheese panini, an apple, and an espresso. My wife was texting me about some bullshit as to who was paying the cleaning people while I was gone. It took all of my energy in that moment to not PER MY EMAIL her, so I just stuck to the facts. Yes, I already paid you. No, I didn't know they had increased the price or err I didn't remember. Have a nice day, here's a photo of the bike on the side of the road. It was a total hangry moment and I’m not proud of it.
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Veiculo Loungo, or a long vehicle or an eighteen wheeler, the natural enemy of motorcycle riders on the highway. Not truckers themselves, but merely the giant wind envelope they cut through the air that can blast your balance. I sped past everyone I saw at 150 km/h.
This is a go everywhere greeting card! Ride your motorcycle, have an adventure, record the adventure as words in a greeting card, send the greeting card, connect with other humans.
-4.25” x 5.5” card & gray envelope
-Blank inside
-Printed on 100lb Cardstock
-Made in USA
…Or: DIRT LEG
Calorie intake is not something I see covered in motorcycle literature, but it's deeply important. On the way to Porto, I was rapidly losing focus and had to stop. I pulled into a Repsol, and almost dumped the bike while trying to put it on the center stand. I watched a YouTube video later and realized the error; you're not trying to deadlift a 500 lb bike, you're trying to pull it backwards. Also, having cargo on the back makes it hard, so by the end of the trip I disconnected the rear case and took my bag off. After that, it was easy. The Repsol fill screen was completely different from Shell, and I ended up under-fueling the bike. Whatever! I pulled around to the cafe side and had a ham and cheese panini, an apple, and an espresso. My wife was texting me about some bullshit as to who was paying the cleaning people while I was gone. It took all of my energy in that moment to not PER MY EMAIL her, so I just stuck to the facts. Yes, I already paid you. No, I didn't know they had increased the price or err I didn't remember. Have a nice day, here's a photo of the bike on the side of the road. It was a total hangry moment and I’m not proud of it.
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Veiculo Loungo, or a long vehicle or an eighteen wheeler, the natural enemy of motorcycle riders on the highway. Not truckers themselves, but merely the giant wind envelope they cut through the air that can blast your balance. I sped past everyone I saw at 150 km/h.
This is a go everywhere greeting card! Ride your motorcycle, have an adventure, record the adventure as words in a greeting card, send the greeting card, connect with other humans.
-4.25” x 5.5” card & gray envelope
-Blank inside
-Printed on 100lb Cardstock
-Made in USA
…Or: DIRT LEG
Calorie intake is not something I see covered in motorcycle literature, but it's deeply important. On the way to Porto, I was rapidly losing focus and had to stop. I pulled into a Repsol, and almost dumped the bike while trying to put it on the center stand. I watched a YouTube video later and realized the error; you're not trying to deadlift a 500 lb bike, you're trying to pull it backwards. Also, having cargo on the back makes it hard, so by the end of the trip I disconnected the rear case and took my bag off. After that, it was easy. The Repsol fill screen was completely different from Shell, and I ended up under-fueling the bike. Whatever! I pulled around to the cafe side and had a ham and cheese panini, an apple, and an espresso. My wife was texting me about some bullshit as to who was paying the cleaning people while I was gone. It took all of my energy in that moment to not PER MY EMAIL her, so I just stuck to the facts. Yes, I already paid you. No, I didn't know they had increased the price or err I didn't remember. Have a nice day, here's a photo of the bike on the side of the road. It was a total hangry moment and I’m not proud of it.
**********
Veiculo Loungo, or a long vehicle or an eighteen wheeler, the natural enemy of motorcycle riders on the highway. Not truckers themselves, but merely the giant wind envelope they cut through the air that can blast your balance. I sped past everyone I saw at 150 km/h.
This is a go everywhere greeting card! Ride your motorcycle, have an adventure, record the adventure as words in a greeting card, send the greeting card, connect with other humans.
-4.25” x 5.5” card & gray envelope
-Blank inside
-Printed on 100lb Cardstock
-Made in USA
